nemofanboy:

i came out to my mom today and i couldn’t have gotten a better reaction :’)

she was like, “I asked my gay hair stylist the other day if he thought you were when you brought me my wallet and he said ‘my gaydar be trippin hunty’”

i came out to my mom today and i couldn’t have gotten a better reaction :’)

jesus: i died on the cross for your sins

me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

(Source: memewhore)

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming)