smear me with green paint and spank me like a disobedient Avocado

 

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

(Source: tsukiyamas)

portraits-of-america:

      “The owners were getting divorced, and they were going to put him down. I said, ‘No, you won’t!’ He’s the best dog I’ve ever seen. People are afraid of him, but he’s such a sweet thing. I have seizures, and when I’m having a seizure, if my roommate is home, Rocky will go grab him by the pants leg and bring him in to me. He’s lost about 15 pounds since I got him on a diet, but he still looks like a bowling ball with turkey legs.”

Paw Paw, IL

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation)